Just to prove my point from yesterday, here’s an exact transcript of a text message exchange between me and my friend Kogi, who was also attending the same seminar:

Kogi: Hey mate the course is at 1pm right?

Jacki: Umm, yes. It definitely is. I know cos i got confused and turned up at 10.

Kogi: Oh u did a Jacki! Ha ha. C u soon, u are soo funny.

I rest my case.